- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Haha, I get it..

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

what happened to your carpool? they died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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