- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

I'm rick james bitch

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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