What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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