A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

A guy at a baseball game....

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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