How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

The Princess is in another castle

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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