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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

Knock knock. Who's there?

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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