Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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