How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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