- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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