What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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