Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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