Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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what's up? my penis.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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