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A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.