why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Small Penis.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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