- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

osama bin laden is dead

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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