Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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What's 2+2? Fish

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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