Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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What's up? Your time.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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