- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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