Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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