- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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