A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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