- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

My spelling is horrible

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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