- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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