Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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