Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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