Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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Your Mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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