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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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