- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Yellow People !!

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Phew... it's gone.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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