- Anti Joke

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free