Here's a riddle... A cowboy rides into town on saturday, stays for three days, and leaves on saturday... How does he do it? Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... OH... I'M DONE NOW...

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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João Duarte reads this.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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