- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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