- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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