What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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