Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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1+1=2

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Granny porn!

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If life gives you lemonade.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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