- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

whats 1 + 1? 2

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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