- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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