- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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