What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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