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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

My cat just died.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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