- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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