- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Knock Knock No solicitors

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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