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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

Guess what? AIDS!

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

school homewrok

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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