How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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