- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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