jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Lil Wayne

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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