If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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