Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Knock knock It's open, come in

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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