Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

You know whats annoying? Steve

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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