Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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u know whats a crime? rape

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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you will like this because i am black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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