What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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