Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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Poker face

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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