oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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Maths.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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How about that airline food?

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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