Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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