What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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this is not a joke.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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