- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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