What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Anti Joke

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