What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful busness man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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