Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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