A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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