What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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richard is fag

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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