- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

www.xnxx.com

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

no

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??