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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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