What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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