- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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