- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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