What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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Anti Joke

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