What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Jack Stevens

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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