- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Chuck Norris is dead......

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

I'm homeless.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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