Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

the power to turn magnetism into light

Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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