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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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