What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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womens rights

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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the sky is green no it is not

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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