- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Women's Rights

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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